“I think that turning on the charm without being fake is really important.”

shutupaubrey:

my dad and this other guy were fighting over who would go on a date with my mom in high school so they put their forearms together and my mom dropped a lit cigarette in between them and said “first one to pull away loses” and my dad still has a little scar

harrypottersmum:

I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.

adidasfactory:

She waited 9 months for her moment

lilyjanescollins:

_{The gates of hell are open night and day;
Smooth the descent, and easy is the way:
But to return, and view the cheerful skies,
In this the task and mighty labor lies}

_{The descent to hell is easy}

“If I decided I'm the girl to change the world, I can do it anytime.”


snorlaxatives:

i can’t wait till i’m 30 so i’ll finally look like a high school student according to movies

naking:

this website is actually so boring unless i’m getting attention